ranch

March 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm · Filed under Uncategorized and tagged: ranch

*THIS IS NOT A BLOG ABOUT FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH’S TERMS IN OFFICE*

im so glad i like ranch. i like it on salad. i like it in salad. i like it on potatoes. i like it with pizza. i like it with bread. i like it with fries. i like it on burgers. i like it a lot.

if you dont like ranch, then you are lying to yourself. who doesnt like ranch? really? its such an amazing, american condiment. mmm. 

im not a ranch fiend, either. i dont have to have it. i dont actually use it that often. that doesnt mean i dont like it. i do. but i like other condiments, too. dont tell Ranch, but i like honey mustard. on more than salad. fries and honey mustard? absolutely. and vinagarettes. yum. they can go on lots of things other than salad, as well, like avacadoes and cold pasta dishes. see? im not a ranch freak.

i just like it. my sister’s fiance says that “ranch is the fat person’s mayonnaise.” whatever. i really like that i like it. its definitely a good life choice.

oh, ranch on fried green tomatoes. yumm-o.

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